Pathan in 5 star hotel

1 Pathan 1st time 5 star hotel  me thehra.
Subah waiter se poocha:
"Yahan washroom nahi hai? "
Waiter ne washroom ka darwaza khol ke dikhaya ke ye jo hai?
Pathan: Is me washroom ki jaga kahan hai?
waiter ne commode ki taraf ishara kiya k ye hai...

Pathan: O khudaya is me to hum ne raat ko aam bhigo kar rakhay thay thanday hony ke liye..... :)