Bechara Chor - SMS Gifts

1 chor ke ghar police ne chapa dala.
Chor apni jaan bachanay ke liye jhooly mein late gya or choosni mu me pakarr li.

Police: Yahan kya kar rhe ho?
Chor: Dudu p rha hun.
Police: Jaldi jaldi dudu pio phir peep peep pe jayen gy :p