Diamond Ring

Boy: I love u.
Tum duniya ki sab se khoobsurat larki ho.
Girl:Acha per tumharay peechay mujh se bhi zyada haseen girl kharhi hai.
Boy murh ke peechay dekhta hai pr wahan koi nahi hota.
Girl:agr tum sach me mujh se pyar kartay to kabhi peechay na dekhtay. I hate you.
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Moral: moral woral kuch nahi bus larki zara taiz thi.
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per message abhi baqi hai meray dost.
Boy:Chalo jesay tumhari marzi.Magar ab ye diamond ring kisay doon ga.
Girl: Lo!!Ab mai apnay janu se mazaq bhi nahi kr sakti...=))