Once a boy was smoking at airport.
Girl asked:
1 din me kitnay cigratte peetay ho?
Boy: Why?
Girl: Agar ab tak zindagi mein cigratte pe kharch kiye huwey paisy bachaey hotay to samney khari hui car tumhari hoti
Boy: Aap cigratte peeti hain?
Girl:No
Boy: To kya woh car apki hai?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for the advice
Wo car meri hi hai.
MORAL:
ziada lecture denay se besti bhi ho jati hai.:))