Husband Wife or Sprite

Wife : Jab aap desi peetay hain to "JAN" kehtay hain.

Jab beer peetay hain to "darling"....

To phir aaj bhootni kiun keh rahe hain?

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Husband: Aj mai ne Sprite pee hai...

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Seedhi baat, no bakwas! :D